Join the club, we’re all tired! So…….

Politics, politics, politics. There we go, got that out of our systems, yeah?

Wait, it’s still stuck in that cranium of yours? Well don’t fear…I’ve got something to take your mind off things. This Tuesday, November 8th (that’s tomorrow, if you’re reading this on the post day), All three Kindle volumes of Tales From The Underground will be totally free.


I know I can’t wait to stop thinking about this batshit insane political cycle, so I’m going to spend election night engrossed in some serious editing. Got a submarine novel to (finally) release, don’t ya know? I thought I’d share the love and give away something to help you pass the time as well. I bet you could have all three volumes read before we even have election results, and you would have something better to do than stare at CNN (or whatever your preferred news bias) for hours listening to the same assholes argue about the same opinions and make predictions that will likely change like the weather. Or not. Nothing’s been very clear this cycle. Throw your hands up like the rest of us….

Instead of all that mess, I give you fifteen stories of monsters, serial killers, zombies, pissed off cats, creepy dolls, and a little bit of insanity for good measure. Plus some other stuff.

Volume 1 can be found here. Volume 2 can be found here. Volume 3-Z can be found here.

The paperback compilation is not free, but if you prefer reading a physical book you can of course find that here.

Of course, nothing’s really free, right? So I do ask for something in return: if you’re an American, please remember to vote. I don’t care who you vote for, honestly. That’s your business, and I respect it. But as a veteran it means a lot to know you’re you’re making your voice heard. Not everyone in the world has that right, and lots of folks have died defending it. Family. Friends. Good people willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for something we all take for granted. Yes, that’s a bit dramatic, but it doesn’t make it any less true.

If you’re not an American, no worries…I’ve got much love for all! The promotion is for election day here in the U.S., but it’s free November 8th no matter where in the world you are. 

If you enjoy Tales, perhaps some of you would do me the honor of a review. It doesn’t take very long, but it does mean a lot to us indie writers. I hope you’ll give Tales From The Underground a shot, and I truly hope you get out and vote.

I’ll see you on the flip side….